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[stark_ravingmad]

Are we really getting into that territory now? Tape measure out and let's measure because you're such a mature person, Beck.

Doth mother know thou weareth her drapes? I guess you're trying to compete with Point Break now. Although, he does it better. Are we going for Phantom of the Opera here? Because you do have the mask for it.

[controlthetruth]

About as mature as you, mister-lets-see-how-many-notches-are-on-your-bed-post. But really - and here's the thing you never got, with your five billion Iron Wimp suits - it's not quantity, it's quality.

And no, I'm going for dramatic not operatic. I wouldn't expect someone quite as uncultured as you to get that, though. If you had any actual style, you wouldn't be flying around in a glorified tin can, after all.

[stark_ravingmad]

[Wow, just wow. Tony almost snorted at Beck's reply, whilst gulping down some scotch with his free hand.]

Correction. It's Iron-Man. What kind of name is the great Mysterio, anyway? You sound like a Friday night cheap conjurer at a sleaze joint, or better still, a kids' clown for hire.

[Another gulp and a deep frown.]

I think you need to go back to school. It's Vibranium plate with Titanium alloy. Not tin. Do you get a wedgie with that cloak of yours while you fly around like Mary Poppins?

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Of course I did.

You wanted to be that donut, huh? Does that mean you want frosting and sprinkles all over you before you get ringed?

[Such a dork.]

[call_4766626]

God, yes. If I'm covered in frosting would you eat me first.

I've heard great things about how talented our tongues are...

[stark_ravingmad]

[Was he talking about rimming himself? Maybe. Possibly. Yes.]

You know it. We'd be begging for it. Seriously.

We should maybe make this a thing? For real.

for @starkinternship

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Oh? Please tell me about functional relationships. I'm all ears.

[Because Tony is the epitome of dysfunctional.]

[starkinternship]

i was just pointing out that 'working relationship' and 'functional relationship' are different things, despite 'working' and 'functional' being synonyms in some contexts



[ oh, Tony, he is *more* than aware ]

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It's- complicated. Actually, I was trying to give her a more complex personality.

[Believe that if you want, Peter.]

[spider_m4n]

Are you talking about FRIDAY or is the suit female too?

for @ abrooklynkid

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So, you're totally ok for me to fuck a donut because it had strawberry icing?

[Wow, Rogers.]

[abrooklynkid]

You weren't gonna be talked out of it, so I figured I might as well at least steer which one. It was a better idea than the cake you started with.

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Would like it to play rock instead? That can be arranged of course.

Any other improvements you'd like built in?

[brushpass]

I don't know that music of any genre is a needed feature.
I'd say it could use a tongue but then I pictured it.
And now I'm horrified.

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Oh, you think I was talking about what's in YOUR pants? Sorry, wrong. I think I win the contest here since you think with your dick and speak out of your ass. Also, we don't need to be bringing Pepper into this argument. Again.

This is just you and me, smart stuff. Have you ever auditioned for a job at New York Aquarium? I'm betting they could use you as the next exhibit. How many fish can you hold inside that helmet of yours? The kids will love it. Fish-man, the master of underwater illusion. Maybe you pick up crap from the ocean too since you talk garbage all the time.

[controlthetruth]

I mean, you WERE the one who brought her up this time. I didn't want her involved, but you had to go parading around your REAL GIRLFRIEND like she was some kind of trophy.

It's a new world, Stark. We don't treat women like objects. You really should know better.

Just you and me, huh? Sorry, Tony. I get where you're going, but I don't lean that way. I get it. I'm irresistible. You'll probably privately buy as many copies of that issue of Playgirl as possible. But it's never gonna happen, so get your mind out of the gutter.

[stark_ravingmad]

Would you mind passing me a bucket? Because I'm about to throw up at the image of your naked body. It should be a crime against humanity.

[Playgirl? What are you, five?]

I don't lean that way either if you hadn't already figured that out. Since girlfriend. Also, not a trophy. You're trying to inflate your overly large ego with snarky comments but it doesn't work, Beck. You're a has been.

Also, Playgirl? What are you? Twelve?

for iamagod

[stark_ravingmad]

You know there is truth there. I always use my own, if not, I make my own.

[He's resourceful that way.]

My toys? Now, where would you get that idea from? You thinking of having one of my toys stretching you open before I fuck you into the mattress? Shower sex was on the cards though, right? I mean, I thought we were talking about that. I'd push you up against the cool tiles and rub my cock in between those ass buns of yours.

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[iamagod]

[ Loki switched from texting to an Audio message, because he's not fond of typing up a paragraph as Stark was. ]

"I was implying the idea of being stretched for one of your enjoyable contraptions. Not to insult your person, but I hardly think I will face any difficulty stretching myself for you..." [ Loki's voice softened to a sultry purr. ] "Mmmm, being pressed against your wet, slick walls while you dominate me from behind." [ He added a soft moan to complete the picture. ] "I can get in front of that."

for Loki (coldsong)

[stark_ravingmad]

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Tony was now just staring at his phone because seriously? Icicle had just used the word "tallywhacker" as a meaning for cock. Jesus. The guy was certainly colourful with words as much as he was with his actions. Hopefully, Loki would indeed show up to Tony's place since the glow-in-the-dark edible glitter thing? He was totally being truthful since he was currently looking at the tube right now.

"Well, big fella. Looks like we could be lighting up together tonight."

As for refreshments? Yeah. His Highness had asked for that. Tony delved into a few cupboards into his kitchen and pulled out few bowls, stuffing them with potato chips and tortilla chips. Asgardians ate crap didn't they? Because Tony sure did. When he could get away with it.

[coldsong]

Loki didn't seriously expect refreshments, at least none beyond water and possibly liquor or decent coffee. His is a visit born of pure curiosity and the knowledge that the last time they fucked it was quite a lot of fun.

This time, he pops directly into the room, dressed as per usual in sleek, asymmetrical black and green leather, but the gold armor is absent. It's a pain in the ass to remove.

"You can ask directly for a blow job when you want one, by the way," he greets with a smirk. "I'm not constantly filled with lechery or anything, I may not always be up for it, but I won't bite you."

"Unless you like that kind of thing, that is."

((ooc: I'm assuming non-Nexus continuity here since they haven't actually run into one another in the Nexus yet and will be involved with others when they do.))

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[stark_ravingmad]

Yeah, he calls me Hot-Rod. What's wrong, big boy? Jealous? It totally suits me because I'm hot and have a rod. A pretty large one at that. Also, since it's from him? It's special and I'm keeping it.

[Tony likes to sass and boast which he is doing now.]

Ravage? Now, that sounds like someone who enjoys to get trashed a lot. I'm getting those vibes. Am I close here at all?

I'm writing this in prose because it sounds to me like they're talking in person, not texting.

[adpacempertyrannidem]

Every time Tony says "Hot Rod" Megatron starts laughing again.

"I don't care how big your spike is," Megatron finally says, shaking his head. "I don't expect to see it, so The problem is that I'm co-captain of a starship with Rodimus of Nyon, who was called Hot Rod in his youth. And Roddy has a good spark--which I would never say to his face--but he's also an egotistical blowhard sometimes, and by sometimes I don't mean just occasionally."

Megatron considers this. "Well, maybe it suits you." He shrugs.

"Ravage," he says with amusement, "along with his conjunx Soundwave, is one of the two most married married people I know. We all used to spend a lot of time wasted. But I had to get sober, because I was fragging my life up, and in a position where I was fragging up a lot of other people's lives as well. And I don't think Soundwave ever really liked all the drinking, so if Ravage is getting trashed now...which I don't think he is...I don't hear about it, because I can be around people who are drinking and restrain myself, but I don't have much to add to conversations about getting drunk anymore."

for Isamu

[stark_ravingmad]

[From here here.]

[Tony is working in the workshop when FRIDAY recieves the message directed at his AI interface on the workbench.]

Who is wanting to speak to Tony Stark? He is currently busy in his workshop.

[itmeanscourage]

Isamu was not expecting the musicians to know the famous engineer, and he certainly wasn’t expecting Erik to literally transfer the call over to him. Or for anyone to answer. He was stunned into silence for a split second - an almost unheard of occurrence.

When he heard the artificial voice, he incorrectly assumed it was an answering machine.

“Ah yes, hello… my name is Isamu Uchiwa, I am quite a fan of your work, Mister Stark. You are spoken of quite highly among the engineers at IRIS, and I just wanted to deliver that message… and perhaps collaborate on a future scientific endeavor… on a subject of mutual interest, of course…”

He was clearly nervous, and it showed in his voice. This whole introduction was entirely unexpected, and it showed.